Where Do They Come From?

Logbook Entry : 00041
March 8th, 2010

Now I had told you that since I was on television, girls had been emailing me asking for dates. At first I had hoped that this would help me find a decent girl that I could go out with, but the more the emails come in, the likely that the emails would just get annoying. Let me give you a couple of examples.

Meet Meghan. She emailed me a few days ago hoping that maybe we could go out on a date. She mentioned that she lived in Nashua, which really isn't that far away, and that she would be willing to travel to Pembroke to hang out sometime. Now that didn't seem to be all that bad, but it went down hill from there. Meghan likes to walk at night through cemeteries and sit on the stone walls and talk to the voices in her head, I mean, ghosts that wanna talk with her. Sorry, I can't ever see myself walking through a cemetery in the middle of the night to talk to anyone! Oh, and those 3D glasses got to go!

Now this is Tasha. She lives in Vermont. Not all that bad of a travel if I was interested. Now I thought that she was pretty cute. Not all that impressed with the piercings on her face but whether she liked me or not, all that went out the window when she asked me if I loved the sauna. Didn't seem like that odd of a question until she mentioned her liking of the smell of bacon. Put me in a sauna and there you go! Not with you dear!

This is Becky. I didn't bother reading what she had to say! Just look at this picture. Clearly she loves animals which it a big plus, but look at that dog! It is HUGE! That dog would eat me! Sorry Becky. You have a nice smile, but would you still be smiling if your dog was licking its chops at the first site of me?

There were more emails like these and I am real close to just hit the delete button for all of them. The good news is that the emails have been coming in slower. As a matter of fact, I think I hadn't gotten a single date email today! Nice!